Ramadan Recipe
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Luv
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.
RAMZAN MUBARIK
|
The Test Of Friendship
The Test Of Friendship
Doesn’t Comes When you are together.
It Comes When you Part Ways & you,
Realize That Despite The Distance,
The Friendship Is Still There…
|
Sardar interview in u.s
Sardar interview in u.s embassy,Q ur name please?
A: Baldev Singh
Q: Sex?
A: ji 2 times in a day
Q: I mean male or female?
A: donsnot matter jo mil je ohi Thok di daaa…
|
Ayine
Kehte hai dil ki baat har kisi ko kahi nahi jati.
Apno ko bhi batayi nahi jati.
Par DOST to ayina hote hai
Aur ayine se koi baat chuppai nahi jati
|
Battery Lo
Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya..
Banta:Kyon?
S:Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo
Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu
|
Santa-Express
Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?
TT-9 Baje
Santa-Local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-Malgadi?
TT-12 Baje
TT-Jana Kahan Hai?
Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai…
|
Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To
Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar
Electricity Nahi Hoti To
Kya Hota?
Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,
Hume Candle Light Me T.V
Dekhna Padta :-)
|
|
Na Woh Farishta
Na Woh Farishta Ho Na Farishtey Jaisa Ho
Mujhay Talash Hay Us Ki Jo Meray Jaisa Ho
|
T I T A N I C
T I T A N I C
_ll__
_,-”::::::::”=._,/t__
_____________/
Rakhlo HOLI ka gift he
Next time tajmahal bhej denge. Is bar thodi tangi he
|
Suhag raat ke baad
Suhag raat ke baad subah husband ne romantic anadaz mein wife se poocha“raat ko kaisa laga?“
Biwi sharmate hue boli“ Aap ne to college ke yad taza kerdi.
|
bevda
Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad Theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Ab Chad gayi bevde ko.
|
Muskan aapke phon se milti he,
Muskan aapke phon se milti he, Dil ko rahat aapke miss call se milti he,
Ye silsila band na karna ,
Kyunki Dil ki ye dhadkan aapke sms se chalti he
|
I Luv U
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’
|
Moon ne band ki lighting,
Moon ne band ki lighting,
Sun ne suru ki shining,
Murge ne di hai warning ki ho gayi hai morning,
To hum bhi bol de aapko very very good morning.
|
