Ramadan Recipe
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Luv
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.
RAMZAN MUBARIK
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Khushboo teri yaari di Khushboo
Khushboo teri yaari di Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai By Rajni
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The Test Of Friendship
The Test Of Friendship
Doesn’t Comes When you are together.
It Comes When you Part Ways & you,
Realize That Despite The Distance,
The Friendship Is Still There…
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Sanu shaunk ni pyaar paun da
Sanu shaunk ni pyaar paun daSanu shaunk ni pyaar paun da , saadian yaaran naal baharan ne ,
Es raah which sab dhoka hai , dagebaaj saarian naaran ne ,
Har koi ni hundi HEER jehi , Ithe SAHIBAAN vargiyaan hazaaran ne ,
Jo zakham kade ni bhar hunde , Eh maardian eho jiaan maaran ne ,
Assin jaan ke ehna nu ni muh launde, Unj mardiaan saade te hazaaran ne.by Preet
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Sardar interview in u.s
Sardar interview in u.s embassy,Q ur name please?
A: Baldev Singh
Q: Sex?
A: ji 2 times in a day
Q: I mean male or female?
A: donsnot matter jo mil je ohi Thok di daaa…
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Ayine
Kehte hai dil ki baat har kisi ko kahi nahi jati.
Apno ko bhi batayi nahi jati.
Par DOST to ayina hote hai
Aur ayine se koi baat chuppai nahi jati
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Battery Lo
Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya..
Banta:Kyon?
S:Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo
Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu
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Santa-Express
Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?
TT-9 Baje
Santa-Local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-Malgadi?
TT-12 Baje
TT-Jana Kahan Hai?
Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai…
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Yeh Tere Pappa He
Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua
Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?
Mummy : Yeh Tere Pappa He
Santa>To Hum Is Ganje K Sath
Q Rehte Hev
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Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To
Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar
Electricity Nahi Hoti To
Kya Hota?
Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,
Hume Candle Light Me T.V
Dekhna Padta :-)
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Santa Doob Raha Tha
Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.
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Na Woh Farishta
Na Woh Farishta Ho Na Farishtey Jaisa Ho
Mujhay Talash Hay Us Ki Jo Meray Jaisa Ho
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T I T A N I C
T I T A N I C
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Rakhlo HOLI ka gift he
Next time tajmahal bhej denge. Is bar thodi tangi he
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Suhag raat ke baad
Suhag raat ke baad subah husband ne romantic anadaz mein wife se poocha“raat ko kaisa laga?“
Biwi sharmate hue boli“ Aap ne to college ke yad taza kerdi.
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